Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I did not wash my hair, get out of the shower, get dressed, and begin to brush my hair, only to realize that I had not rinsed the shampoo out of my hair.
I did not work an entire 12 hour shift walking funny, feeling a bit "off", thinking my butt had grown substantially overnight, only to realize that I had my underwear on backwards all night! Seriously people, I could not make this stuff up.
I did not hit snooze 3 times this Monday morning before crawling out of bed to make Miss Jaiden finish her homework under threat of severe punishment. And I did not say at least four times, "This had better not EVER happen again."
I did not forget to buy juice boxes for lunches.
And I did not make the kids play rock, paper, scissors to see which one would get the only remaining juice box in their lunch today. Congratulations to Justine!
I did not get just a little itty bit excited at the prospects of the ice storm and snow coming our way this afternoon. And I did not smile the least bit while apologizing to my dear husband for acting so excited about the prospects of the ice storm and snow coming our way since he has to work outside in the ice storm and snow that's coming our way... Sorry honey. I love weather!
I did not jokingly tell my new secretary at work that I was going to jump off the roof during a particularly stressful event last week. And she did not "get" my humor or offer to call security. Sorry Harriett.
Have a great week NOT doing anything. I plan to NOT watch any old episodes of LOST, NOT be obsessed with the weather channel, or pray for school closings!