Thursday, September 03, 2009

Swan flu

A story as told by Jameson

The *Manson boy came over today.

He wanted you to buy some fundraising stuff for his school.

He said he was gonna made a lot of money off of you.

I told him you had the swan flu.

I asked her, "Is that where you get prettier after you have the flu?"

"Um... What?"

*All the names have been changed in this story to protect the anonymity of our neighbors. And also due to the fact that we don't know their names, and we call them the Mansons because they have skulls and crossbones all over their house.