Text Message Tuesday

I find myself laughing over my sent and received text messages more and more. I thought it would be fun to share some of the funniest for the week. Feel free to leave me a comment with your funniest text!

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Me: "Do you think it makes me look like white trash to be at the DMV with 4 kids and a cage full of crabs?"

Reply: "Sounds an awful lot like WT."

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Me: "Did you tell Justine she could have a lizard?"

Jeff: "No. She told me you said she could."

Me: "Hum....."

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Me: "Justine is crying and refusing to eat Ethiopian food. She just screamed really loudly, "take me to Hooters." Oh brother."

Reply: "That's my girl..."

Me: "If her teeth weren't already missing, I'd knock them out."

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Me: "That thing made me rethink my whole career choice."

Reply: "That thing made me rethink humanity."

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Mass text from me: "I lost my crabs."

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Me: "Allergic reaction. Too much Benadryl. Can't stay awake or make spit."

Reply: "Pull over..."

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