Message: "I just heard a kid say "glitter is the herpes of arts and crafts. it stays with you for life."
*I clarified with the texter that this was a high school age kid and not one of our elementary age kids...
Message: "Yep. Taking Josh to get his braces tightened. Worked last night. Slept for an hour. Kinda want to die."
Reply: "I bet you do..."
Reply: "Not enough coffee in Ethiopia to wake u up."
Message: "I'm reading a book about frank lloyd wright and I love his designs. I wanna it."
Reply: "Ah u and Brad Pitt have so much in common."
Message: "Haha. I love him too. But I really love this book. She leaves her kids and husband to have a torrid love affair with frank lloyd wright."
Message: "But I accidentally googled that she and her children were murdered by an insane servant at the end of the book in 1914... I'm my own spoiler."
Reply: "I hate it when I accidentally google stuff."
Reply: "That's why I don't have servants. U just can't be too careful..."
Message: "My patient is a cross between edward munch's The Scream and the cryptkeeper... Google that."
Reply: "I'm pretty sure I don't want to. Have fun with that. Whatever THAT is."
*In case you're wondering, it looks a lot like this...
Message: "My cousin lives in ft worth and I asked her to run with us in the Big D."
Reply: "Sure. Wait. Is she really skinny and fast? Cuz then no..."
Message: "Well she's skinny but she has asthma."
Reply: " Good. Well not for her but for us.... She's in. Tell her to send a picture before we make it official."
Message: "There's a fifth grader here with a full moustache."
Reply: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Take a picture."
Message: "It's my volunteer day at Co Op. I've only slept for an hour. It's gonna be interesting."
Message: "Justine is so weird. So very weird. She told her entire class at co op that she was a vampire and begged me not to tell them to truth."
Reply: "Hahahaha. Such a Bella complex."
Message: "She is so strange. I know she's destined for great things but all I can do is shake my head at her."
Message: "I'm at walmart with jus. She's dressed like she's blind and homeless . Purple striped tights. Mini skirt. Green sleeveless shirt. Black and white musical notes jacket."
Message: "Did I tell you I tried to put a red stripe in her hair with kool aid and turned her hair pink?"
Reply: "I'm sharing these texts with the neighbors. They think ya'll should have your own show. But then again that could result in removal of some children from your home..."
Message: "I just ate a bacon, cheddar and fried egg burger. We're about to see The White Ribbon. I'm scared."
*Straight from the streets of Chicago...