Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Not Me! Wednesday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

So I may be a few days late... I have been busy not doing a lot of stuff.

I did not work 5 nights in a row and threaten to kill anyone who asks me to do that again. I did not ask a charge nurse on one of the floors if she was "in charge of this hole"... on a particularly stressful night. And she did not burst into tears right then and there. I did not feel obligated to bring the entire floor food after that.

I did not set my alarm to allow me to sleep 2 hours after night 5 and then get up out of bed to hit the snooze button every 9 minutes for an hour and a half.

I also did not dream about making origami out of toilet paper. Does that indicate a sense of futility and hopelessness? I think so.

My dishwasher did not flood my kitchen with ankle deep, nasty, disgusting water. I did not have to run from the room before doing anything about it just to gain my composure. I did not want to cry at all.

I also did not fix the dishwasher. Woo hoo!

I also did not give an hour long dissertation to ALL of the children about not putting their food in the side of the sink without the garbage disposal. I did not include pictures and graphics descriptions of what will happen to them if they don't get it right. I do not know why this is so difficult, but it must be right up there with rocket science.

I do not have at least 20 loads of laundry piled up and have not been stepping over crap all over my house for the last week.

We do not have a history banquet in two days that I have not completed the costume for, nor has Jaiden memorized her speech. I do not have a very uncomfortable feeling in my stomach every time I think about it.

My 11th wedding anniversary is not on Saturday, and I most definitely am not going to Branson for the night with my husband.

I promise to get it together and have a Not ME! Monday post actually on Monday next week.

Have a great one!



Sandee said...

oh my..your not me sounds like you are in need of what I felt like I was in need of today....a good nap and a good cry!

Hug and hope the next few days are smoother.

Robyn said...

I LOVE your blog! I particularly love the Not Me posts! They are hilarious! Maybe I should not try to do one myself! ;-) Blessings!