No this is not meant to be obscene. Jack's been hibernating all winter. Perhaps he's had too many butter "needles" (noodles as pronounced by Jameson) or perhaps the wrong pants? It takes a mighty kind sister to help button up your britches. That's definitely going above and beyond. She's been dressing him since he was 2 and she was 1. Anyone need a size 10 pair of Levi's?