Let me preface this "not so friendly pet quote" with the history of our cat, who is like a million years old and has taken to... um... ahem... urinating on all of our stuff and therefore has been banned to the big bad world of the front yard. We have been trying to get the kids to not let the little booger in everytime we open the door. I think we may need to try a different approach.
Justine proudly stated this morning, "The cat tried to get in. So I kicked it in the face."
Sorry to the pet lovers out there. She's only 5. How hard could she kick? Really?!