Join us for a laugh, a cry, perhaps a snort or two...
just a typical Tuesday around here...
*My number one of all times funniest text messages of an actual conversation over our Thanksgiving dinner...
Message: "During our Thanksgiving dinner, my sister-in-law said, "and just think, we still have the divorce to look forward to..." I think she meant dessert..."
Reply: "How Fruedian... Pass me the pumpkin pie and I'll have the divorce..."
*a sign that I can't have an entire day without movie quotes of some sort...
Message: "I told Josh maybe they'd make a movie about him and soccer. I said maybe they'd get Sandra Bullock to play me. Jeff said more like Kathy Bates. Jerk."
Reply: "And you'd talk like she did in the waterboy?"
Reply: "My mama said alligatas is mean cuz dey aint got no toothbrush to brush all dem teeth."Message: "I'll show you medulla oblongata colonel sanders..."
Message: "Jeff got Justine a puppy as a surprise for her birthday! I want to name him Carlos."Reply: "You did? I love Carlos. Name him Carlos!!"
Message: "She told Jeff, "I have no clue how I'm ever going to thank you for this!"Reply: "She said that? How cute!"
Message: "He gave it to her while I was at work. She called me and said, Mom, I've got big news. Real big news. I got a puppy. And he's alive..."_______________________________________
*some text messages state the obvious...
Message: "I think our puppy is going to end up with a stupid name..."
____________________________________Message: "I think I want to steal your advent calendar idea."
Reply: "Oh yeah, well I think I love you."Message: "I KNOW I love you."
_______________________________________Message: "I'm so desperate to have neighbors like the Stofas. I'm thinking of befriending the Mansons... I'm so lonely for you...
Reply: "Awww! One day (in a perfect world) we will be neighbors, and in-laws, and best friends, and marathon runners, and best selling authors."______________________________________
Message: "We're at church waiting for service to begin. Our church is like having a smart kid who you're just sure is better than anyone else's kid and you just want to brag about it all the time. That analogy went a little flat didn't it?"______________________________________
Message: "We need to think of a good name for this puppy..."
Reply: "Edward, Jasper, Demetri, Vladimir, Santiago, Alistair, Eric, Sam, Northman...?"Message: "No vampire names. How about Moose?"
Reply: "I like my pets to have real names, not names of inantimate objects... How about Northman?"Message: "That's not a real name..."
Reply: "Yes is is..."Message: "Rico, Blue, Rudy, Pedro,Daniel, Kramer, Yoda, Goliath, Wolf, Clint, Mel, Artie, Bob, Doug?"
Reply: "Astro, Grey, Preston, Big Mike, George, Pete, Sawyer, Hugo, Pippy, Quinn, Roxy, Rocky, Harley, Cicero, Ferdinand, Ike, Spock, Captain Kirk, Pablo, Carlos...?"Message: "Kids decided on Oliver..."
Reply: "I can live with that."______________________________________
*some text messages are my way of sharing some of the saddest things I've ever experience...
Message: "I actually wish the Japanese had invented a synthetic blood like in Trueblood. I just watched a woman die because her religion prohibited her from taking any blood products. It would have totally saved her life..."
_______________________________________*I've been waiting for the I'm homesick text message all semester...
Message: "love you! I got homesick yesterday for the first time ever! IT sucked."Reply: "But you're over it today??? I got homesick for you too! I love you and miss you sooooo much!"