Saturday, October 04, 2008

Chuck Norris

Part of the reason I write on this blog is to share things that make me laugh. Some guys at work showed me this website of Chuck Norris facts, and I was crying from laughter by page 2. You can check it out here. Be careful it is hysterical. (Especially at 3am)

Some of my favorites are:

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

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