To all the volunteers and robo phone callers who keep calling my house about the election tomorrow... I'm already voting. I've already made up my mind. I am already voting for your candidate... you had me at hello. If I get one more phone call about getting out there to vote for you (you know who you are), I just might just go to the other side! Enough already. I can't wait for this to be over!
P.S. Just kidding about going to the other side.