Message: "I just got so angry because ... (my kid)... hadn't turned in his homework for three days, I kicked the trashcan, which was evidently pretty heavy because it hit my oven and shattered the glass."
Message: "My patient's family member has a shirt that says 'Ask me about the T&A Club.' I wonder what that means..."
Message: "I took the girls to get their first coffee in a little coffee shop downtown and now they are freaking out."
Message: "We just watched someone propose on bended knee at the table next to ours. I took a pic and now I'm crying."
Message: "Justine just referred to your room as the guest room. Hahaha."
Don't forget to send me your favorite texts of the week.
I'm sure we all get a kick out of them wouldn't we? After all, why should I be the only one admitting to killing bugs with fast food containers, not having clean underwear, and wanting to kill people at the library?