Message: "I'm at the $1 movies with the kids.... and "I want your sex" is the song playing while we wait for the G movie to start... um?"
Message continued: "The kids are dancing along "sex is natural. Sex is fun. Sex is something that everyone should do." I'm trying to talk as loud as I can to keep them from hearing the words.... All the other white trash here at the $1 movies are staring at me..."
Reply: "Fun fun times at the white trash theater. Here ours is the Mexican Mafia dollar theater. It's true. Knifes sell at the concession stand for 5 bucks."
Message: "That's the funniest thing I've ever heard."
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Message: "I just saw someone at Sam's that I know. I am a mess. I'm hissing."
Message: "I just re-read that... I'm hiding, not hissing."
Reply: "I figured."
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Message: "Have you heard the Black Eyed Peas song, I'm a Bee? It reminds me of me."
Reply: "No but I've seen what fergie's wearing in the video. Crazy."
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Message: "Awwww crap. I died my car red... except my roots are pink. Justine said, "cool mom. You look like a rockstar...." NOT!"
Reply: "Your car? Your hair? Take a picture of either one please! I want to see!"
Message: "Hair. Hair. Hair."
Reply: "Take a picture of your hair hair hair and send it to me."
Message: "No way."
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* a special message all the way to Chicago and back
Message: "Especially miss you today."
Reply: "I miss you too. Love."
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