I was going to let this wait until Not Me! Monday, but I just couldn't resist.
I accidentally *blopped* down on our poor new little itty bitty kitty today. OK, I sat right down on him.... and stayed there a minute before I realized I wasn't sitting on my sweatshirt. He didn't even resist. Weirdo cat. No meows, no scratching, nothing. When I jumped up, he was just sitting there looking kind of flat. We both had a look of surprise and shock and kitty had possibly a look of anoxia... or a fractured neck... perhaps? The kids were all screaming, "the kitty was up your butt!" and "Poor Kitty." and "you killed my new kitty..." and "wait til dad sees what you've done."
He still looks a bit shocked, but he's running around like... well... like a big woman sat on him today. He has, however, stayed out of my chair.
6 comments:
That is absolutely hilarious. How did you find a comic to match your "Not me..."?
I love the kids responses. Can't imagine what my kids would have said.
:) :) :)
That is so funny, Gina!!! Must be some docile kitty, my word. I've never known a cat like that. You'd have had all sorts of posterior issues with the one my ex had...
my favorite? "Wait til dad sees what you've done..."
OK, I am literally sitting here LMAO! That is some kitty you have! And your kids say some of the funniest things.
I told you the cat should come live with me.
OMG!!! Now I'm going to have to take the cat too!!!!
LMAO !!!
Poor Kitty !
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