Miss Communication

Josh is playing in a 3 on 3 soccer tournament in a few weeks, and he came into the kitchen tonight to tell me the name they chose for their team.

Here is how that conversation went... word for word.

"Do you want to know the name of our team?"

"Sure...."

"The nut rippers..."

"What?"

"The nut rippers..."

"OMG. That's awful. You can't call yourself that. That's horrible. Who came up with that?"

"Dad..."

"Jeff????"

"What?"

"They can't call themselves that!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?"

"The Nut Rippers... That's horrible. I will not allow that. I can't believe you actually came up with that... What were you thinking?"

"It's the NET Rippers... like as in ripping the back of the net..."

"Oh. OK. That's good. Nevermind Josh."