Text Message Tuesday

A holiday installment of TMT... Enjoy!

Message: "Jeff just asked why Justine is always the focus of my worthless Wednesdays... I hope he meant Wordless Wednesdays."

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*not exactly the message you want from your child when they are 10 hours away in college...

Message: "What blood type am I? Oh and I'll be calling you in a bit."

Reply: "O neg. And that question scares me a little."

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Message: "A guy at the orthodontist office just asked me if my kids acted like that all the time... and then said that he was glad he never had any kids..."

Reply: "Harsh."

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Message: "I just found a note Jaiden wrote to Jameson during class that said I wonder if we could move and leave Jack and change our names.... I was wondering the same thing."

Reply: "Is he bad?"

Message: "What do you think?"

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Message: "Yes. We are still at the orthodontist. Jack's in trouble. Jameson's zipper is undone AGAIN and Justine keeps singing really loudly with her headphones on..."

Reply: "Don't you wish you had an invisibility cloak?"

Message: "Definitely."

Reply: "Just so you could still watch them but people wouldn't know they were yours."

Message: "I like where you're going with this."

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Message: "I am pathetic. It's after 5pm and I'm still unshowered. In my pajamas with toothpaste stain on my boob."

Reply: "A woman after my own heart."

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Message: "I just asked Jack to go outside and kick the dog... he's barking non-stop and it's driving me crazy."

Reply: "There goes his PETA nomination..."

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Message: "I just heard a song that reminded me of me. This used to be a fun house. Now it's full of evil clowns. I'm gonna burn it down. Down. Down."

Reply: "Should I call the authorities for you?"

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Message: "I'm too busy in life to be worried about quotin' movies..."

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Message: "Did the kids finish cleaning the horse?"

Reply: "Yep, they watered him and put away the saddle."

Message: "WHAT?"

Reply: "You asked if the kids finished cleaning the horse...."

Message: "HOUSE. HOUSE. HOUSE."
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Message: "Did you find your hermaphrodite inverebrates? U have lost 2 crabs and 2 invertebrates and my little eli is still alive and well and spinning in his little wheel..."

Reply: "Rub it in. I found the worms. The crabs have long since gone to heaven. Having a backbone makes you much less vulnerable around here. I think I will add that to my Thanksgiving prayer. Thankfulness for my backbone."

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