Text Message Tuesday

I invite you to Text Message Tuesday. Have you ever seen something so funny that you just had to text someone to tell them? Complaining about traffic? Kids do something remarkable? Save it! Share it!

Feel free to have a laugh at my expense, and don't forget to leave me a comment with your favorite text conversation this week!

Here are a few of my favorite saved texts for the week.
It's been a rough week, there were several that weren't suitable to share...
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Me: "Lou Ferrigno just put me in a sleeper hold."


Reply: "Nice."

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Me: "I just saw a dude nilking a cow. I'm in the country."

Me: "Sorry. Milking."

Reply: "You're weird."
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Me: "My car ate some benadryl. He's been sleeping for like 6 hours. Should I be worried?"

Me: "Sorry. Cat.

Reply: "I'm calling PETA and your mechanic."

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Me: "What are the symptoms of swine flu?"

Reply: "Aversion to bacon?"
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Me: "I'm so sick."

Reply: "You wanna come swimming?"

Me: "No. I'm sick."

Reply: "OK. Well give me your excuse as to why you can't come. She'll ask..."

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Message: "... has refused to keep a diaper on for two days. He throws a fit if you take his flip flops off. Naked except for flip flops. Just add flies and we are a feed the children commercial."

Me: "Where can I send a donation?"

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Me: "Ya know mac n cheese isn't that bad with just water..."

Reply: "Are we out of milk again?"

Me: "Yep."