Friday, October 31, 2008

Twilight

A few weeks ago at work, a friend of mine handed me a book named Twilight, and said "you have to read this." I asked what it was about. Her reply left me less than enthused... vampires. That's not my bag. She insisted that I read just the first chapter before I made up my mind.
I have become a Twilight addict. I'm currently on the third book of the series and I can't wait for the movie to come out. Jordan and I went to B&N to get the third book and when I asked where she thought I would find it... she said, "It's in the teen section, mom," with a kind of accusatory tone to her voice. The books are a kind of teen angst, little bit of lust, lots of adventure and some vampires and werewolves thrown in. If you are interested in an easy, entertaining read, I would highly recommend. Even though it's a teenage, coming of age book series, it really is worth it for nothing else but some time away from reality. Hope you enjoy!
Here's the trailer for the movie that comes out November 21st.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008

The big but at the teacher conference...

I always enjoy teacher conferences. I have yet to go to a bad one. I'm not bragging, but my kids are always really good at school. I think they save their sassiness for me at home. (Jack, Jaiden and Justine go to school two days a week and homeschool three days a week).

Yesterday was Justine's first teacher conference for real school. She seems to be doing so well. She is so dang smart. She is so funny! Her teacher thinks she is such a wonderful girl. She always helps the teacher. She listens. She does whatever she asks of her. I'm smiling. This is what I always hear. But...?

What do you mean ... but? My kids conferences aren't supposed to have a but...

It turns out that Justine often goes off by herself. She plays by herself at recess. She sits by herself at lunch. Her teacher asked if we had heard of any problems with her making friends. Well, we really hadn't. Or so we thought. Other than the usual, "so and so said they're not my friend today" and "so and so wouldn't play with me today." You usually hear that a million times from girls especially in kindergarten. Right? Maybe I should have been listening to that these last few weeks.

Initially I just thought well she's the last of 6 kids. She has always played by herself ... really well... like to the point that sometimes I forget she's here because she is so busy playing.

Her teacher voiced concerns that she wasn't fitting in.

It gnawed on me the rest of the night. I asked Jack about who Justine sits by at lunch because they are in the cafeteria at the same time. He said, "Well, she usually just sits with the boys." The boys are in a different class. I told Jeff and Jordan about it and had to hold back the tears... seriously I am crying about kindergarten?

Jeff came to bed last night, sighed deeply and said, "Why wouldn't she be fitting in?" "She is the funniest kid I know." "Those stupid kindergarteners... they don't know what they are missing."

She has been much more clingy and needy these last few weeks. Thank God I at least noticed that and have been giving her 110% of what she needs. I cannot imagine how bad I would feel if I had not really made a conscious effort to give her a little extra. She didn't have any problems making friends in preschool last year, therefore I don't know what the problem is. It may be nothing. I think it may be just that her imagination is so enhanced that they may just not understand her. Please keep praying for her to have peace and comfort and to work out whatever may or may not be wrong for her. And pray for peace for her mama that she doesn't feel the need to dress in disguise and hide behind the plants at school to watch first hand what's going on with her baby... or you could send me ideas about how to make a nanny cam I could attach to her somehow... whatever you feel led to do.
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Book Adventure Club

We recently found out about this awesome online book adventure club. You can find it here.
I believe the site is promoted by Sylvan Learning and it's purpose is to encourage young readers. My kids are so competitive (I don't know where they get that from...) and they love the computer, so this type of thing works really well for us. The site gives book lists and quizzes on the books. We have found that a lot of the books we have in our own library have quizzes available. The kids earn points for reading and being quizzed on the book, and eventually will get prizes.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

28 hours of bliss

You all know how much I love my family... right? But let me tell you about 28 hours of bliss I had this last weekend which may just last another 5 years. Josh had a soccer game out of town last weekend. Initially we were all going to pack up and go to Oklahoma for the tournament. Reason stepped in and showed us that we really didn't need to be spending money on 2 hotel rooms and meals out for 8 people right now, plus the fact that I would be taking 40 hours off of work (I work 24 on the weekend and get paid for 40) Therefore the boys went to Oklahoma and the girls went to my MIL's for the weekend. I worked Friday night and came home to a virtually empty house Saturday morning. I went to bed at 7am... Ok start your clocks now. I read for awhile and then fell asleep with my book literally opened on my face. I slept without needing to be awoken by that horrible, horrible alarm. I woke up and started reading again... what a luxury! I conned Jordan into getting us both Subway for lunch/dinner around 3 and we ate in my bed... OK now we're up to 8 hours in bed. I read a little bit more and then received a call that I was being put on call for low census which basically means it was my turn to stay home because we didn't have enough patients to have all of us come in. This only happens about once or twice a year, so I was elated, but also anticipating a phone call to come in at any minute. I finished my book and started another book (Book two of the Twilight series) around 4pm. I finished the book at 11pm... Now we are up to 16 hours in my bed. I texted Jeff and told him I thought I was getting bed sores and I needed to be turned, but it didn't get me out of that bed. After I finished book two of the series I can't put down (I know they're for teenagers... but I really like them) Jordan and I watched the episodes of Gray's Anatomy that we hadn't seen yet. I eventually fell asleep and didn't get out of bed until 11am Sunday morning... for a grand total of 28 hours in bed. What a blissful, glorious weekend! Thank you to all who were involved in making that happen.
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Don't believe a word she says...

Ok, do you remember me telling you about "Joseph"? He is Justine's "baby brother" that I always end up carrying everywhere we go. He is eerily life like looking and it freaks people out all the time when I sling him into the floorboard of the car or drop him on the sidewalk. Joseph's eyes are permanently closed in kind of a slant. Justine always says he's from China. Not politically correct or the non stereotypical world view we usually seek around here at Ellerbeeville, but come on, she's five!
Today when I picked the kids up at school, Justine's teacher came running up to me and said, "I didn't know you were adopting again..." I stopped in my tracks and incredulously asked, "WHAT?" Apparently Justine announced to her entire kindergarten class that I had just gotten back from China with her new baby brother and that he was absolutely adorable. Her teacher said she even described him and had anectdotes about him already! Should I be scared?
Nah...
Justine's "imagination" is nothing new to us. On her first day of daycare at age 3, she told the teacher that her daddy broke her heart... and her arm. We were almost hot lined that time. (BTW - her arm has never been broken) Then there was last year that her teacher came out to the pick up line and asked if my husband was alright... "yes, why? What did she tell you?" Evidently Miss Justine had told her preschool teacher that Jeff's back went out and he was sleeping on the kitchen table and we had to eat around him.
I guess I should warn her teachers that most of what she says is probably fabricated... but oh so entertaining!
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Name Game

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Gina
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle.)
Ginizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
blue dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on/or neighborhood if it's a number)
Danyele Wilderness
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Ellgi
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
red coke
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your last name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms first name).
Ilerrbd
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents' middle names)
Louise P
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets).
Black Mr. Kitty
10. YOUR HOOD NAME:....first 3 letters of your first name plus iqua:
Giniqua
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Schizophrenic Politics




So just which political candidate is being supported in this household? Well, both of them.
Jordan turns 18 just a mere 72 hours after the election, and boy is she mad that she won't get to vote! We are very proud of her efforts to campaign for and canvas for Obama. We try to not get into too many political discussions around here because they usually end in tears, but we want to make sure we honor all the opinions of everyone who lives here. We are proud of her and are so grateful that she is smart enough to know about the issues and cares enough to do something about it. We don't have to agree on the candidates to agree that this is a very important election. So make sure you get out there and vote next Tuesday!

PS: She was upset that her sign was smaller than mine... ha ha ha.
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We went to see Sarah Palin...

It was freezing cold and the line went all the way around several city blocks. But they stuck with it with only minimal whining! Yeah.
Jack and Jameson enjoyed dancing to the music while waiting for Palin to arrive.
Justine insisted on bringing her baby who she calls "her baby brother Joseph." Guess who got to carry "Joseph" most of the day? Yep it was me. She very loudly would say, "Well, he's your baby, you carry him." He was very life like from a distance as I had him shoved in the top of my jacket. I'm sure people were contemplating a DFS call on me.
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Bumper Sticker

"War never solved anything except slavery, genocide, nazism, and fascism."
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1 week from elections...

...and I am feeling the stress. I had a dream last night that Sarah Palin was an attachment therapist too. Geez, is there anything this woman can't do? HA.
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Monday, October 27, 2008

Halloween at the Nature Center

Jordan's costume: your average high school student.
I know it's a stretch, but I was a maniac state prisoner.
Josh dressed as a vampire (or grumpire as Josh and Jameson keep saying)
Jack is sporting the latest in cowboy fashion.
Jaiden dressed as a Greek princess... she looks like a goddess doesn't she?
Jameson went as a nice witch. Doesn't she look nice?
Justine was a cheerleader... her usual role in our family.
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Laying the groundwork

We have spent a lot of time this week talking about heaven and what happens to you after you die. We have been talking a lot about our grandma in Ethiopia and how sick she has been. The kids know that grandma wanted to keep them, but she was just too sick to take care of them. They know that grandma loved them SO much that she was able to let them come here to us. Jameson said, "I know. She prayed for us everyday."
We have been trying to lay the groundwork that we may not see grandma again in this life, but we will see her again in heaven. Jameson has been specifically intrigued with this thought, as well as more than a little sad. She has been asking a lot of hard questions about death, dying and heaven. She and I sat in the chair together crying as she whispered that she's afraid she doesn't remember what her mother looks like. I think this is a huge fear for all of us when someone dies. Will we remember them? Will we remember their scent? I can remember wearing my grandfather's pajamas for a long time after he died simply because they smelled like him. It was very sad when they no longer smelled like him. So how do we keep these memories alive for them? It's a fine line for sure. The kids need to remember. They need to grieve. But they also need to be alive themselves and not feel guilty for being survivors.
Josh and Jameson have seen so much in their short little lives. They haven't been allowed to have the sheltered little lives most kids have. Jameson said her mother went to the doctor and they didn't know what was wrong with her and she still died anyway. She said she was walking in the street, lost, and alone, looking for her mother. I felt sick when she said this. I felt my heart in my stomach.
We talked about *when* grandma dies that she will no longer be sick and she will have perfect vision and walk straight. I told her that her parents are no longer sick, but are waiting for her in heaven. They are smiling as they watch her grow. I told her they would be very proud of her for learning to read, to ride a bike and for being a good girl. And what did she say to this? She said, "When I get to heaven, I'm going to thank grandma for giving me to you." I'm a blubbering idiot at this point. Oh geez!
It's so hard to answer those questions. It's so hard to imagine what these kids have been through and to figure out a way to not compound those hurts. It takes so much insight and guidance through prayer to be able to even approach it.
Please pray for us in the next few weeks, as we are now laying the groundwork to talk about grandma with the kids. I know it seems like I am postponing the inevitable, but I just want to make sure that we prepare them to deal with it in a positive way. Please pray that we make it a positive thing, and that it will be a faith building and family building moment.
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I've been Tagged

After blogging for how many months... I have finally been tagged! Now comes the hard part... thinking of six random things about myself.

1. I am deathly afraid of squirrels. I once ran off the road because there was a *gulp* squirrel in the road.
2. I graduated first in my nursing class of 1993.
3. I love stupid movies and quote them all the time. My favorites: Dumb and Dumber, National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Happy Gilmore.
4. I am adopted.
5. My daughter makes fun of me because my toes are always pointed and my pinky finger always pokes out when I pick up my cup.
6. I have three of something most people have 2 of (think Chandler on Friends), my son has 12 toes, my daughter has 3 ureters, and my other daughter has no canine teeth. We are a genetic freakshow around here.
I tag:
Mendy - because you are finally getting back into blogging and I like that.
Peculiar Rebecca - because I want to know more about you.
Crystal Tower - because girl you make me laugh!
Amy - just because you're you.
Grace - because I need to know!
Jeannie - because I love you!
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A riddle for you

Today Justine asked Jordan, "Do you like the sesame cats from the hound and the lady?"

Can anyone guess what she was referring to?
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Monday, October 20, 2008

Learning how to "Taco"

Josh to Dad, "Can you teach me how to taco?"
"What?"
"You know, taco..."
Then he attempts to "tackle" him.
Too funny!
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Friday, October 17, 2008

Parasite Trifecta

The experience of the parasite trifecta you can give me credit for... the credit for the name of this blog entry goes to my texting bud Grace... isn't she so clever?

So I got a phone call bright and early today from the new Doctor who said that actually Josh not only has the highly contagious, reportable to the United Nations (OK I'm exaggerating... only somewhat) Giardia, but he also has two other parasites that evidently are just like the Giardia's homeboys who hang out with Giardia, but don't actually do much.

He actually said Jameson was the only Ethiopian child he had seen who didn't have something... considering she is the one who I would have bet the bank on having something in her poo, I asked him again and again if he was sure. I was so sure that she had something. The new doctor probably thinks I am obsessed with her poo. New doctor said it may take 18 months to two years for her normal flora to be converted to "our" normal flora which means her poop etc is just going to smell bad for that long. I did convince him into checking a few more things; he's probably just doing so to appease me. So the poop saga continues.
Aren't you so glad I shared?
Oh and he said the rest of us only need to be tested if any of us become deathly ill with explosive diarrhea. Isn't that great news?!
Yeah, I'm waiting patiently for that.
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Thursday, October 16, 2008

Holy Crap


On homeschooling days, I typically don't answer the phone because otherwise we would never get anything done. Imagine my distress when we came upstairs and heard a message from the new doctor saying he really needed to talk to me, except he was going to be out of the office all afternoon. NOOOOO!

I called the nurse back who started the conversation with, "I really don't know anything about this, but the doctor will be in tomorrow." Great. So what I got out of her was that Josh has tested positive for Giardia cysts. She whispered that we have been reported to the health department as well as the CDC. Of course, he is asymptomatic, but still ewww... gross!

From what I have read, it won't be a big deal to treat with Flagyl, but the poop collecting is not finished. Absolutely wonderful. If you are so inclined, you can read more about Giardia here.

When I asked about Jameson's "samples," the nurse said, "well I don't think they are normal either but at least she hasn't been reported to the CDC and the health department." Gee thanks.

I so want to call our first doctor so bad to thank him and let him know that all of us have been exposed to Giardia while swimming with Josh, sharing a bathroom etc. Maybe I will... after I get done power washing the bathrooms, bathtubs and toilets.

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Algeria, Angola, Benin, Botswana...

We are half way through memorizing the countries of Africa in alphabetical order. This is a project Justine is doing for Kindergarten, and we are enjoying doing it along with her! She can even find them on the map. Who knew it would be so easy... and so darn cute!

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SCORE...

Yesterday we were actually running early on our way to pick up the kids, and heaven forbid I'm not the mom squealing through the parking lot on 2 tires as the last mom in the pickup line, so we stopped at a used book store. This store has Christian books as well as usually some great homeshooling books. On our tight budget, I'm always looking for ways to make the money go a little further, especially around Christmas and brithdays. I picked up some great stocking stuffers like Superfudge and Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing for $1.50.
But my most prized "score" was a huge book called ESL SMART! Ready to use Life Skills and Academic Activities for Grades K-8 by Margaret Bouchard.
This book is probably my "score" book of the year! It has personal life skills activities, pesonal communications, manners and social interaction, personal hygiene and health, safety, literacy, alphabet and handwriting, how to use the library, math, calendar, weather, time, colors and shapes, spatial concepts, directions and world geography.
I am so excited. (I know I'm a dork! I love books) The kids are doing some extra school work today!
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Surreal

Surreal: adjective. 1) having the disorienting, hallucinatory quality of a dream; unreal; fantastic

Today we had an adventure. We rode our bikes to the edge of our neighborhood. Looking like a contestant on the 80's video game Frogger, I directed the three big kids across the street, then ran the 2 smaller kids across, then ran back across and rode my bike across. The greenway trails are close to our house, yet have seemed inaccessible due to the highway and the difficulty in getting 6 bikes there in our car. Today we took a chance. And it was worth it.

We rode out bikes up and down the hills. The sky was a weird gray color. Rain was coming, but it would be later. The dullness of the sky made everything else seem so surreal. The colors were brighter. The sound of the insects making their music was more intense. The wind on my face was more refreshing. The leaves scattered the trees with different colors of orange, red and yellow, and they appeared to be dropped randomly from the sky by God himself.

"This is the best day of my life." Justine says this every single day. It is so refreshing that it takes so little to make it the best day of her life. But then Josh agreed, "Yes the best day ever." I was stunned by the perfection of it all. He has never said that anything was the best day ever... not the day we met, not the day he came to America, not the numerous trips to the very expensive amusement park. This was a very special moment for all of us.

Riding our bikes on the trails with the leaves falling silently around us was definitely a surreal moment. Just like all moments in my life, it quickly came to a screeching, non-calming moment when Justine forgot how to use her brakes and went screaming down a huge hill with her feet dragging the ground. Eventually she flew over the handle bars and lay in a pile of the leaves I was just admiring. She was screaming and crying, "I can't ride my bike back. I can't even walk." Great. I didn't bring a phone or anything. I looked her over and miraculously there wasn't even a scratch on her. I conned her into getting back on her bike. She made it around one more corner and then ran over a snake. Instead of just going on, she turned around and around the snake on her bike, screaming like someone had cut her head off. I finally got her away from the snake and it slithered away... probably more scared of us than we of it. We got back to riding and finally caught up with the big kids. Jaiden was crying uncontrollably. Josh had told her that I left them there and they were lost forever. (Yes, he is a zebra with many different stripes, but that's a different story) We kept on riding and decided it was time to go home. Those beautiful gray clouds which caused such a serene effect on me earlier, opened up and it started raining on us. The children began to whine and complain about the hills we now had to climb to get home. We made it through another episode of Frogger and finally made it home thirsty and exhausted.
It was the best day ever.
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Friday, October 10, 2008

8 months home...

Wow, 8 months home. It's amazing isn't it? Jameson keeps saying, "We've been home for 8 years." And quite honestly, it kind of feels that way. There is a sense of permanency now that was perhaps lacking in previous months. There is that sense that they've always been here.

In 8 short months, we've actually seen the seasons change from winter, to spring, to summer and now fall. Just as the other kids feel a sense of accomplishment and ownership in the stories we share from before they were born, Josh and Jameson now feel some ownership in all of this. Jameson asked me this morning, "how long did it take for us to paint that map on the wall..." And I don't think it's because she got her pronouns mixed up... she now realizes that all that happened before they got here is still theirs. We have talked about God's plan for their lives, and the fact that God, while he didn't cause their parents to die, he did make plans for them to be with us from the minute they were born. Because of God's plan for them and for us, they have always been a part of our family as God intended it to be. It's funny to look back at how Jeff and I met and got married 11 years ago... the people we were then compared to now. God has been grooming all of us for this. These are the things we share with the kids. We let them know about the long road getting here. And we help them to see God's hand in their lives.

We are all together looking forward to what the future holds for our family. We talk about the future. We look forward to our first trip to the ocean. We look forward to Christmas and snow. We are no longer all looking backwards. I have learned first hand it's a lot easier, safer, and more fun to walk while looking straight ahead with our heads held high than to walk with our backs turned to the future.
There are still some issues that we are dealing with, but we are dealing with them on a day to day basis with a sense of hope for the future. And we are laughing again... and laughing and laughing and laughing. 8 months is good.
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Please don't glitter...

All of the original fabulous 4 Ellerbee children love to help Josh and Jameson with their English. After this interaction, I am wondering if I should enroll Justine in some English as a second language classes as well. No wonder Jameson still gets some words mixed up....
Justine to Jameson after Jameson threw trash out the window of the car,
"Oh, don't glitter. The earth dies when we glitter."
I'm so glad our kids are learning to conserve, reuse and recycle, as well as to not glitter. After Jameson understood the message, she said, "Oh yes people in Ethiopia glitter everywhere. It's a mess."
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Thursday, October 09, 2008

That's not exactly what I meant...

Well I have been 37 for less than a week now, and it is already my least favorite year so far. Sunday was actually my birthday and I started out right around midnight getting in a fight with a respiratory therapist at work who was verbally abusive to my staff. He was horrible. Yelling and screaming at us. Stalking me around the unit to yell at me some more. I don't consider myself to be confrontational. Evidently I am. and aggressive.
As if that wasn't enough, I worked several extra shifts this week, which makes me grumpy anyway due to lack of sleep.
Yesterday on my way home from the carpool frenzy, I blew out a tire.
Today as we were delivering poo samples and dropping books off at the library, every light on the dash lit up and alarms started saying, "engine failure, service needed soon, door ajar, hot, hot, hot, danger Will Rogers..." I smelled something burning and the car seemed like it was going to implode. The car had overheated.
Once I finally made it home, I opened up the mail and found a cell phone bill for $506.65. The horizon began to shrink, the world began to rotate slightly, I was dizzy, everything around me seemed to slow down and I felt almost as if I were having an out of body experience.
I felt as if I was going to blow.
On the way to Jack's birthday party, I called Sprint. I was on hold for over 20 minutes. Evidently I am aggressive. I don't even know what I told the Sprint guy except that I was yelling, threatening and I mentioned that I felt like the top of my head was going to blow off.
I'm not sure what that guy thought that meant, but he totally and completely freaked out. He started saying, "Oh ma'am, don't do that. It's not worth it. I'll get it fixed. Can I call someone for you?" I was like, "Sprint dude, I didn't say I was going to blow the top of my head off. I meant it felt like it was going to happen naturally."
Evidently it works to be aggressive and overly emotional, he took over $400 off my bill.
I'm so afraid of what tomorrow holds for me.
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

L M N O P...

This week Justine is studying the letter P. One of her assignments for school was to bring a food to share with the class that starts with a P. At dinner, we were all brainstorming with her as to what food she could bring. Everyone was yelling out all kinds of foods that start with a P.
"pumpkin pie, potpie, popcorn, porcupine (OK that was a stretch but it was from Jack... what do we expect), pizza, pineapple..."
The list went on and on.
Suddenly Josh, who as you know seems to live in his own little world, seemed to wake up only realizing half of what we were talking about and yells out, "macaroni and cheese."
Everyone stopped what they were doing and started laughing hysterically. If nothing else, our household is entertaining.
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Sunday, October 05, 2008

Ahh ... how sweet

"Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves,
for the rights of all who are destitute.
Speak up and judge fairly;
defend the rights of the poor and needy."
Proverbs 31:8-9

Today after church, Jameson's sweet little voice came from the backseat saying, "Mom, I love North Point Church."
"I know Jameson. So do I."
"They help people in Africa."
Justine to Jameson, "You're from Africa. Maybe they can help you."
Jameson quietly, "Mom and Dad already help me."
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Saturday, October 04, 2008

Look ma, no hands...

Justine went from not knowing how to ride her bike to being a trick rider in one day. It's not enough to just learn to ride a bike in one day, but she also perfected several "tricks" as well. The first day she could ride, she said, "Mom, it's all about the tricks." What goes up must come down and what rides with no hands will have a disastrous outcome. So of course it wasn't too long before she came in crying and sporting a huge bruise on her behind. When I asked the other kids how she fell into the landscaping, they replied, "Well, she was standing on her seat." (Rebecca - look what I allowed to happen to "your" Justine!)
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Soccer, soccer and more soccer






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Chuck Norris

Part of the reason I write on this blog is to share things that make me laugh. Some guys at work showed me this website of Chuck Norris facts, and I was crying from laughter by page 2. You can check it out here. Be careful it is hysterical. (Especially at 3am)

Some of my favorites are:

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I think I'm losin' it

Just when I thought I was really getting my stuff together, life has to show me that no, I am still a complete idiot.
Today I took Josh and Jameson out to lunch as a reward for doing their schoolwork so well. We pulled in, parked, and went inside. We were probably inside for 30 minutes. When we came back out, I thought, "That's weird. It sounds like my car is running... wow, I left the door unlocked... wow, my keys are in the car." And my next thought? I can't write on a public blog. I had left my car running, unlocked in the parking lot for at least 30 minutes.
I am losin' it! Gas prices suck so bad, you can't even give away a gas guzzlin', environmental killing Expedition! I practically gift wrapped it for someone, and it was still there when I came out!
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The far off land of Pinocchio

Today as our reading tutor arrived, the gruesome twosome from up the street greeted her in the front yard. These two little girls are the ones who are ALWAYS inviting themselves over, inviting themselves for dinner and pretty much think they live here. So as our tutor arrived and started inside, the girls asked her why she was here. She explained that she was helping Josh and Jameson with their reading.

One of the little girls responded to the other, "Oh yeah, they don't have books in Pinocchio."
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Disabled Veterans

Jeff and I stayed up late last night bagging up all of our garage sale stuff that didn't sell, and we woke up early this morning to set it all out in the driveway for the disabled veterans to pick up. THIS time I made sure to not let them down. The last time I promised to have stuff ready for them on my front porch, I forgot. I came home and there was a note on my front porch that said "thank you for your donation," and all of my Halloween decorations were gone. I'm not gonna let that happen again this year.
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